Cho: founding member of the Donner Fan Club
It would be pretty fun if a coupel strips later we see Steffi checking out the internet about how many fans her Blitz fanclub has and is totally proud about the 389 registrated fans. And then she checks the Donner fanclub and gasps at the 23,476 fans, 70% of them being female. XDDD
And the last panel is Ben sitting on his computer checking his mail and being all “Why did Steffi wrote me a mail saying “YOU SUCK AS SIDEKICK!!!”?” XD
I… can totally see that happening.
Cho’s approval face is awesome >:(
Hahaha, I was gonna say the same thing. She smiles like this:
Cho has no poker face. That would insinuate that she has more than one facial expression.
will smith: im looking for a police woman, fat, needs to work out more, smiles a lot like this:
Being ‘fat’ does not automatically mean ‘needs to work out more’, in the same way that being ‘skinny’ does not automatically mean ‘fit’
Cho may be on the chunky side (and previous comment by me calling her ‘Chubs’ was not meant as an insult), but she seems fairly fit to me
The ‘needs to work out more’ was said by Cho herself after trying to chase after Blitz at one point. It’s not an insult, it’s a reference.
It is always nice to see a fellow sufferer of Chronic Bitchface. Where your default expression looks angry to other people, rather than relaxed and happy like most people do. It has driven lots of people away from me, even though I am actually a sweet and loving person! I just… Don’t smile. And when I do, it looks stupid. Because my face ain’t made that way!
Same here: default expression is, maybe not ‘angry‘ but not smiley/happy (that myth that it takes less muscles to smile than frown is just that, a myth)
Cho looks so disgruntled at being forced to like someone. Though I guess I can’t really judge, because her face was literally my face two pages ago when I had my “shit he’s fine” moment.
Cho just wanted it so she could “accidentally” put a slug in Canis’ head when no-one was looking.
The Uzi is right there, she could “accidentally” use that gun.
Yes, but who’d believe that Ben shot Canis with his own gun? Think, man! You gotta put more work into your elaborate framings of random passerby.
“Ow, wow. You accidentally unloaded a whole submachine gun clip into the subject? You should be more careful, that’s the third time this week!”
I’m sure she’d prefer to take him in alive…
People don’t get that I joke a lot in these comments. -_-
I thought it was funny… Not as funny as Ben’s get away up there but still funny
What was that rule of the internet? “It’s impossible to say something too ridiculous to be serious, because someone has already said something more ridiculous in earnest”?
No that’s the rule of congress
Its okay Cho, we all do.
We really do.
A close-ish look at those fingers is just SCREAMING low-profile body armor to me… And the look at the back of his hand… I doubt anything but a headshot would really work on him in that, anyway, but there’s no need for anyone else to know that, now, is there.
To get in a killshot on him I think you would either have to pierce through his mouth’s upper roof or aim for upper neck (spinal cord) or lower back of head. Sides there’s too much of a risk that his headphones are strong enough to cause ricochet.
Best diverting of the subject ever…
“I have a gun? Yeah, well…your gun is empty k bye!”
Toldja she wouldn’t be that concerned about it.
No, she just can’t be bothered chasing after him
Exactly. She has better things to be doin’.
If you turn your monitor upside-down, it’s a smile!
Haha, Nice one, Ben.
Benzene is Benzout!
Good night, everyone, try the veal.
Reason #1 Donner didn’t hand over the gun casually: Cho wouldn’t let him go once in arms reach.
Reason #2: Donner just understood that he forgot to clean the gun and the prints on it are his.
Reason #3: It’s a cool gun and he wants to keep it.
Reason #4: He knows better than to give away a weapon he’s gonna need if he’s intending to roll with Blitz like this.
Agh, I copied the image and decided to make Cho smile by flipping the mouth upside down, but it’s REALLY CREEPY to see that smile!
Ooohhhh!!! Make that pic your Gravitar pic so we can see the creepy!! ^_^
<– I fell we need to talk about this
That grin is beyond creepy. In concert with her text, it has “sexual assault on a minor” written all over it. D:
Yikes, you weren’t kidding.
That was supposed to be a big fat warning, not an invitation to do it yourself! D:
I think that smile is gonna haunt me…
What? It looks like a fine smile to me. XD
Yeah, I was actually surprised how well that worked. It’s a nice, kinda snarky, not at all unhappy smile. And fits her comment entirely.
I love that smile >:D
Yeah, it’s the combination of the smile with the eyes that has you wanting to be somewhere else, very far away, RIGHT NOW! Buhbye now!!!
It’s not that bad…
Does this qualify KB for the Un-Smile trope, or did 42 already beat us to that a long time ago?
Ben’s superpower is calling firearm related bluffs
I think she likes him because he’s the first competent person she’s met in a while.
This seems like the best answer so far.
So do stun pistols have five or six shots per clip/round/thingy?
from the looks of it, 5
STOP COUNTING STUN BULLET SHOTS WE DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THE TECH IS TASER TECH OR FUTURE TECH (i.e. plasma shot, which would have a scale of power and therefore number of shots can vary).
Looks a LOT like taser to me… Physical projectiles that stick around aren’t exactly what I’d call plasma.
As far as we can count the shots Cho fired and know she emptied her gun as based on what Donner said and that Cho didn’t try to stun him, then we CAN count the bullets.
Rule # 1 for Vigilante Superheros&Sidekicks – When you take down the bad guy and the cop you just saved (and could arrest you)’s gun is empty, it’s time get the heck out of dodge and disappear into the night (Or corner).
Smart boy Ben, Batman would be proud
Needs to work on his Stealthy Bye.
His Stealth Hi works, though.
Pulling a Batman eh?
psst, the last page there doesn’t have a “next” button
+ Ben is real smart with this stuff, you gotta wonder how Steffi always gets him to go along with her crazy ideas
Not that that wasn’t covered plenty around his birthday. It just baffles me still
And Chos starts to get a ideas why Read likes Blitz 8)
It just hit me.
Surprisingly, Revolvers still exist in the future
Also, I can’t get over if Cho’s standing on something, cause her boots can’t be that high. I just can’t imagine it, lol
Modern firearms are actually extremely efficient at what they do. I don’t recall seeing any energy weapons, but even if there were, I imagine they would be vastly more complex and consume much energy. Revolves can withstand immense abuse, and combine a reasonable degree of accuracy with quite pleasant stopping power; there’s a reason that even though they came about and were a huge part of the American West, they are still widely loved and used today, and into the future.
Yeah, a classic like that never truly goes away, especially if it gets the job done just as well.
Revolvers are very, very long-lasting and resistant to neglect. Where many semi-automatics need to have springs and parts changed after a while, many revolvers still run on the same components they were built with.
That said, most guns last long in general, both materially and in terms of design. The M1911 .45 pistol remains one of the most popular, still-used handguns today. It’s designated M1911 because it was first made in 1911. It’s now 2013.
I wonder if this means that the roles are going to be reversed and Reed’s going to be the one sick of Donner’s antics?
Meh, probably not. Everyone loves Donner.
My gosh, if we did the character poll again, Ben would soo be my favourite character now!
I’ll stand by Chandra. She will need the loyalty, since she never shows up any more. BRING BACK THE RINGTAIL! (Racoon x Blitz OTP FOREVAH! )
Have you forgotten that Chandra will just steal all the votes?
You have a problem with that Puppy? o_O
Nope. On the lighter side picture was taken many many years ago, was the last in the camera, and post rolling the film puppy stomped the camera into submission for taking that picture.
It was adorable.
MAGAZINE not clip
I wonder how many people know that when they correct magazine/clip they don’t sound like some wise man. They just sound like a total prick. Yes, “magazine” is, strictly speaking, the correct term. However, “clip” is also two syllables shorter. Being two syllables shorter saves on both time (which is at a premium in a combat situation) and when written space (which is at a premium in a webcomic). Plus, everyone knows what is meant, which is the entire friggin’ point of language.
Not to forget, a ‘clip’ is slang for ‘magazine’
“Mag.” A clip is something completely different. It actually is a meaningful distinction.
Also yes I am a total prick I know
While they do have very distinct meaning now. However they are not completely different
“Clips load magazines, Magazines load guns”
however in the past they were used interchangeably in terminology you WILL find US army manuals referring to magazines as clips
I’m clearly not ranting, just pointing it out in case people actually car to learn something. Whilst you may think I am a prick for stating it; I think people that use clip rather than magazine just sound foolish.
When in doubt, use mag. a clip is short for stripper clip which to be honest is rather out-dated since like World War II. yes guns still have them but they will really only be rifles.
A magazine or mag for short is anything you insert into a gun that contains bullets. whereas a clip is something that holds bullets but is removed from the gun after the bullets go in. It’s like calling a rectangle a square. Yes, we all understand what you meant.. but that doesn’t make it any less incorrect.
still, great webcomic and good day to you all.
Easy, man. I, for one, am grateful you weren’t irked when I said that DA revolvers have to be cocked at all to be fired.
Crap. Typo. *don’t have to be cocked*
Wait a minute.
How do we know the gun doesn’t use a clip and does use a magazine? For all we know, it does use a literal ammo clip. Might be better for the police to be armed with a gun that doesn’t require a removable separate component to operate.
Anyone here remember if any stun gun reloading has been shown so far?
I SHIP BEN AND CHO NOW.
I’m so happy I’m not the only one.
hmm its a nice idea but she is to old and grumpy for ben, dont forget that hes still a kid after all and she is at least late 20s early 30splus i think steffi is better for him she really drags him outa his comfort zone
No no no! No sinking the Blitzoon ship (that’s Blitz+Raccoon)
I like Blitzoon too, but I think Steffi is more likely to go with the Benzene she’s known for so many years.
Man, Cho’s like a human grumpy cat. Nothing, but nothing, can make her change that expression. And when it does, then that is when the world ends.
The last panel is definitely a favorite – something about the combination of the line with the facial expression is highly amusing!
offtopic, but I want to upvote this on topwebcomic, but there is no link. cube provide a link so we can upvote the awesome!
Go like it.
and with that “we out” cube left and kiwi blitz ceased to update
I don’t think it was posted here but wasn’t she in the middle of moving countries?
Maybe, I don’t remember when, but that could be the reason. However, her tumblr is actually still pretty active.
It’s actually posted on the main linked page under this.
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Yeah, I basically can’t think about anything but Megucas at the moment.
Rebellion is such a beautiful nightmare.
I love that the one thing Mami always wanted was granted to her by the one who took everything away in reality.
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