Looks like Tsapki wins the bet!
(too bad we have no prizes)
Welcome to Kiwi Blitz, where it’s all made up and the points don’t matter.
That’s right, the points are like a surveillance camera at the 99 Cent store.
For our first game tonight we’re gonna play “Things You Shouldn’t Say to Murderous Furries”
“Don’t tell PETA, but this jacket is real leather!”
So Taurus is the Alter version of Ed Gein or Leatherface?
i doubt they’d mess with him over that. nah they’d probably go after the cops for animal abuse
Man, if Colin Mochrie turns up next, this is officially the greatest webcomic ever.
Dang, hyperlinking doesn’t work the way I want it to, oh well:
What animal in the Chinese zodiac that we haven’t seen among Alter’s members would fit Colin the most?
off to school it’s Collin Mochery
teacher’s pet Chip Eston
back from detention it’s Wane Brady
honey where are the kids? it’s Ryan Stiles
and I’m your host Drew Carey
god i miss that show
It came back. Host isn’t as funny and they use guest stars from CW shows instead of audience members, but the people on it still are hilarious.
I will make my own prize, a guilty pleasure and terribly overused meme.
“Serious?….I! Am! Alter!” -punch-
Here is your prize:
Man, cop car glass has really gone down in quality in the future. Either that or Ox boy Punch’s like a freight train.
I suspect it’s more of the latter. I’m surprised that her partner hasn’t started riddling him with bullets yet.
Although, now that I look back more closely, all they seem to be armed with is tazers. Man, why are the cops the ones bringing the metaphorical knives to the literal gunfight?
That would be Cho versus Canis and she did all right.
This is more like Taurus brought his fists to a car and stun gun fight.
For dramatic purposes, what’s getting invoked here so far is the opposite trope: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverBringAKnifeToAFistFight
Dude’s just kinda watching the fist like it’s some teevee show
I think that Natrix’s surgeries are far more than cosmetic.
I…yeah, even on a freight train punch, glass breaks much more sharp and shardy. This windshield is breaking like the faux glass they use in movies, all square and pebbly.
Depending on the glass, it won’t necessarily break into shards. Safety glass, like in windshields, tends to break differently from glass you’d find in a mirror or windowpane. Windshields also tend to break in accidents, so there’s a design imperative to NOT have it break into knife sized pieces of deadly projectile upon impact.
Yeah, most windshields use laminated glass. That stuff shatters into pebbles.
I…see. I stand corrected! Thank you both! Learn something every day…
Not gonna lie, that’d probably be my exact reaction.
Flores doesn’t even look frightened or alarmed so much as just “this dude’s fist is the size of my entire face, this fucking comic JFC”
My bet is that she’s about to complain that she doesn’t get paid enough to deal with stuff like this.
Just sayin’, but in the second panel his horns are on crooked and in the first one of them is missing completely. Just a heads-up.
The “missing” one is just behind his head, is all.
Battery face shall have a face no more!
Well played Cube… Well played…
Hit the brakes,watch him fall off from momentum, then run him over.
I dunno… He might be the kind of guy who can take a car head on.
He took a taser and didn’t even finch, so that is possible.
Oh! Well at least Flores has some reflexes, considering it looks like she just managed to barely dodge a earth shattering fist to the face.
DANG! And things just keep going from bad to worse for the cops! Hopeful, Steffi and the other hear about this and decide to jump in. and What of poor Cho and Brahia-Sr.?
On another note, the docks turning into an zoo looks like Flores and Barnes are getting Dog-piled. But you know what they say – mess with the Bull, you get the fist.
*Slapped by Capuchins*
This just got serious.
That’s some bull right there.
That expression on Taurus’ face is just
“I got my ass kicked by some frickin’ pubescent kids the other day, so now I’m just gonna punch until I feel better.”
All the serious.
Way to go and be a badass, Taurus. Not gonna let some chumps humiliate you twice.
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